white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via fake-mermaid)
how to prepare for exams: cry
gossipgran:
i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
(via fake-mermaid)
metahumer:
thug life more like ugh life
(Source: shitweed, via fake-mermaid)